Hoola Hoops And Yo Yos

Dumb time and the green is yellow
Moldy feet and I'm bleeding Jell-O
Blackened apple and my fish is Santa
Bitter sugar and my Advil is Mylanta

Written noises and I can't and I can
Feeling livered and I peed in the sand
Cloudy clear and she broke my unbreakable
Deadly living, Dracula is unstakeable

(Chorus)
I'm a Singer and I don't sew
I'm on a high yet I feel so low
I love to sing but they can't write
I'm a big cheese who's seen a light
And no one can know just what she stole
Green light let's go, pass me a jelly roll

Open shutters and I read my blew
Shoveled liquid and what to dew?
Ugly pretty so I'll play soccer
Losing winner and I locked my locker

Dumb time and the green is yellow
Moldy feet and I'm bleeding Jell-O
Screaming silence and I never bellow
Feel lame and I feel mellow

(Repeat Chorus)

Written May, 1996
Written again June, 1999
Abandoned June, 1999